Me watching your cursed economy falling apart:
M A K E A W I S H
Coworker: “The boss is coming act normal”
Me & frens *drinking booze & getting high in the back of the store*:
Me planning something in my head:
Me doing the same thing in real life:
Me: “I promise I won’t get political tonight”
MeAgain: *not even entered in the bar*
AnonX at the party:
Me:
Me: *takes a walk around the hood*
The Neighbours at their windows:
Me: *trying to be the real myself*
People: “E W G R O S S”
InnerMe:
How people see wolves in Middle Age:
How people see wolves in Ice Age:
Me *hang the sign “beware of the cat”*
Anon “What could they do ?! Purr on me to death ?!? Scratching my clothes ?!?”
My cat:
